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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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