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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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