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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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