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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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