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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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