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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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