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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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