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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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