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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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