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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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