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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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