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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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