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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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