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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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