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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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