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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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