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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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