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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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