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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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