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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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