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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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