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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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