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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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