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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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