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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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