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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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