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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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