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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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