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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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