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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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