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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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