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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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