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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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