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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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