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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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