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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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