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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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