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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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