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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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