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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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