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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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