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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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