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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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