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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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