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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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