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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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