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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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