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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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