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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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