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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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