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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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