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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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