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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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