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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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