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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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