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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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