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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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