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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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