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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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