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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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