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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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