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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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