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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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