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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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