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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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