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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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